What Happens When I'm in the Shower
- Me: AH! COLD MOTHER FUCKER.
- Me: Hot, hot, hot.
- Me: Ah... Boiling my skin off. Very nice.
- Me: What the... WHO THE FUCK HAS BEEN USING MY COCONUT BODY WASH.
- Me: REALLY!?
- Me: DID THEY REALLY FILL HALF THE BOTTLE WITH WATER TOO!?
- Me: MOTHER FUCKER.
- Me: Alright... Now I'mma have to use this dinky bar of soap. What the fuck.
- Me: My skin is gonna end up white as fuck.
- Me: NEVER MIND I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOU
- Me: THAT I USED TO KNOW
- Me: I WISH NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR YOU TOOOOOOO
- Me: DON'T FORGET ME I BEG, I REMEMBER YOU SAID
- Me: NOW YOU'RE JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW
- Me: Why am I not famous yet?
- Me: Fuck, I have a paper due today. Gotta write that shit in twenty minutes.
- Me: Hm. Where is my life going?
- Me: God, I hate everything.
- Me: Hm, thinks about the meaning of life and finds the answers to life questions.
- Me: Forgets as soon as I get out of the shower.
- Me: Fucking steam. Can't see shit.
- Me: AH! BUG.
- Me: Oh, that's just hair. Nevermind.
- Me: Hm. This soap smells weird.
- Me: Get that lotion out of the basket...
- Me: SMELLING TASTEY.
